Statistically speaking, Matt is the greatest Beer Croquet player of all-time. With 3 four-peats and a total of 23 recorded wins under his belt, Matt is the most dangerous player on every course.
Matt ran like a sissy to win this one. But he did get to kill me and that made him happy on his birthday. Good party, Allison! And yes, we know. Theresa is still mad because she doesn't think that Chris "The Sneak" Lynch actually hit her.
The Hebrew-Hammer never fails to impress, nor does it ever fail to dominate. (Picture circa May 2015)