Tournament of Champions '16
Tournament of Champions '08
At last, you have made it to the home of the number one Beer Croquet player. I say it. I play it. Walking with a limp like an old school pimp. Twenty-seven recorded wins makes me the greatest Beer Croquet player on Earth.
I won the first game and chances are I won the last. I like the sport. I appreciate the tactics and strategy. I can't stand players who run and hide or won't send their girlfriend.
So. I got kinda bored at winning monthly tournaments. I want a Tri-Fec-Ta on winning the Annual Championship. I need a cool place to host so call me if you have a phat pad with a phat pad yard.
Go Steelers, Go Sooners, and Go Seminoles. World Cup is coming. Ask about our commune specials starting in 2019.